Editor's Note: Our Talkin' Smack satirist Reggie Birtwistle may come off as an unhinged pre-teen boy, but Douglas, the man behind the character, is in fact one of the nation's foremost experts on the Ku Klux Klan. Here he provides a brief glimpse into the seedy, criminal life of a modern klanner.
Klanners are far and above my favorite target, as the material writes itself with these freaks. A lot of my Smacks are just screenshots about what they're posting online with some added commentary pointing out how stupid they are.
Originally appearing on THE WARRIORS